June 2012
jstforkicks:
GODZILLA HAD ME DEADÂ
Seconds before it's time for me to present
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funniest10k:
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then? Me: 10 and a dead body.